gangbangs:

if-you-give-a-girl-a-fandom:

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

her name is zoey and 101 is her dorm number at the school…

no her name is zoey 101 watch the show please

(Source: slydig, via imgonnafalldown)

reichenfeels:

reichenfeels:

• “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
• “Come on, it’s just a joke”
• “toughen up and stop being a baby”
• “We’re just teasing”

BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.

IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST

FUCK OFF.

this post will often go weeks without a note

and then there’ll be a holiday

and it resurfaces

and that makes me sad

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zooeyclairedeschanel:

yes my thighs touch and so do the rest of my legs and also my feet in fact my whole bottom half is in one piece i am a mermaid

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culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

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imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

(via tolovemybody)

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

(via paperthinatheist)

lnnea:

I remember when I was really ugly and annoying haha it was like two hours ago lol

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sherlock-fangirl:

xapatheticapathyx:

opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool

So you want silence in the library?

YOU DID NOT JUST

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