Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.
How to be skinny
1. Notice that your body is covered in skin
2. Say “Wow I’m skinny”
Congratulations you are now skinny
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
I can’t hear you I’m eating chips